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HARD-ONS MERCHANDISE

SURFIN' ON MY FACE

The Hard-ons' first ever promotional poster printed onto a shirt. An historically important and much-loved Hard-Ons design from their very early years.

Shirt: Sport Grey (Gildan Heavy Cotton)
Design: Surfin' On My Face
Backprint: None
Sizes: S, M, L, XL
Price: $ 30.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 76cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
   


Hard-Ons - Surfin' On My Face Short Sleeve Shirt

WAR DUCK

A loving tribute to Motorhead, a huge influence on modern heavy music, including the Hard-ons. Reprinted due to requests from fans.

Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: War Duck
Backprint: None
Sizes: GM, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $ 30.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
Ladies M: 43cm wide x 67cm high
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high
   


Hard-Ons - War Duck Short Sleeve Shirt

FUCK HILL SONG

The Hill Song church is to human spirituality what Goofy is to Satanism. Reprinted by popular demand, after the singer from Foo Fighters wore it recently.

Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Fuck Hill Song
Backprint: None
Sizes: GM, S, M (one left), XL, 2XL, 3XL (one left)
Price: $ 30.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
Ladies M: 43cm wide x 67cm high
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high
   


Hard-Ons - Fuck Hill Song Short Sleeve Shirt

SANTA IS BUSY DESIGN

The Hard-ons homage to the great Australian vacation. A hundreds-and-thousands nation of differing tribes celebrating the Queen's birthday by not going to work, and s Santa celebrating the birth of the son of God, and not going to work. And not complaining one bit.. Strictly Limited Run of 50! First in first served.

Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Santa Is Busy
Backprint: None
Sizes: S (last one), M (last two)
Price: $ 30.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
   


Hard-Ons - Santa Is Busy Short Sleeve Shirt

CLASSIC KKK DESIGN


This is a reprint of an infamous and highly sought after design from 1986. If the Dead Kennedys had the song Nazi Punks Fuck Off, then the Hard-ons had this stunning graphic. A satirical and brutal look at the hypocrisy of white power in the punk scene.


Shirt: Charcoal Grey (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: KKK
Backprint: None
Sizes In Stock: Ladies M (last one)
Price: $ 30.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
Ladies M: 43cm wide x 67cm high
 
Hard-Ons - KKK Design Grey Short Sleeve Shirt

HARD-ONS VINYL



SO I COULD HAVE THEM DESTROYED - AUSTRALIAN REPRESS!

Finally re-printed, with front-sleeve layout re-done by the artist Rockin' Jelly Bean himself. 300 only printed on black vinyl with inner sleeve.


 



Hard-Ons - So I Could Have Them Destroyed Cover

HARD-ONS CDS



RECENTLY UNCOVERED FROM THE HARD-ONS GARAGE!


SHIT-PANTS-SHIT-PANTS: 2011 European tour souvenir release, sold at their shows on that tour. Six tracks otherwise unavailable elsewhere. Superbly produced and mixed by Chris Townend (silverchair, Portishead etc.).


 


MOST PEOPLE ARE NICER THAN US: Originally released in 2006 on Chatterbox label in Australia and on Boss Tuneage label for Europe/Japan, this is a brutal album of sizzling metal, punk and thrash. Pop tunes are left to one side while the Hard-ons showcase their much vaunted and loved heavy side.


 


ALFALFA MALES ONCE SUMMER IS DONE CONFORM OR DIE: 2010 Australian release in digipak. An epic tour-de-force that takes the listener from gentle pop to despairing black metal, and back. A deep listen for serious Hard-ons fans.


 



Hard-Ons - Various CD Covers

HARD-ONS DISCOUNTED!

THESE CDS ARE ONLY DISCOUNTED IF YOU BUY ONE OR MORE T-SHIRTS OR HOODIES FROM THIS PAGE!

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Hard-Ons - Various CD Covers