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IMPORTANT NOTICE: Due to ongoing supply chain issues, some sizes of Gildan shirts are unavailable in soft-style and heavy cotton. We will let you know if your item is problematic and offer solutions where possible. Sorry for any inconvenience.

BEN BROWN GRANNY: BLACK T-SHIRT
Expected to ship Thursday 6th October.


T-Shirt: BLACK (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: BEN BROWN GRANNY
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - BEN BROWN GRANNY T-SHIRT DESIGN
The fabled Sydney artist and a close friend of the band for almost 40 years Ben Brown (AKA Skeleton-Lord) had come up with this interpretation of the Hard-Ons' Granny, back in 2018. Initially printed as Japanese tour shirt design, it is now reprinted due to fan demand.

BEN BROWN GRANNY: WHITE T-SHIRT
Expected to ship Thursday 6th October.


T-Shirt: WHITE (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: BEN BROWN GRANNY
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - BEN BROWN GRANNY T-SHIRT DESIGN
The fabled Sydney artist and a close friend of the band for almost 40 years Ben Brown (AKA Skeleton-Lord) had come up with this interpretation of the Hard-Ons' Granny, back in 2018. Initially printed as Japanese tour shirt design, it is now reprinted due to fan demand.

HELL IS OTHER BANDS: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: HELL IS OTHER BANDS
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - HELL IS OTHER BANDS T-SHIRT DESIGN
Reprint of Hard-Ons' 2009 design. A tribute to Sartre, Buck Dharma and the concept of free will.

HELL IS OTHER BANDS: HOODIE


Hoodie: Black (Gildan - Pullover Style)
Design: HELL IS OTHER BANDS
Print: pullover - front print
Price: $60.00
Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
M: 56cm wide x 71cm high
L: 61cm wide x 74cm high
XL: 66cm wide x 76cm high
2XL: 71cm wide x 79cm high
   


Hard-Ons - HELL IS OTHER BANDS HOODIE
Reprint of Hard-Ons' 2009 design. A tribute to Sartre, Buck Dharma and the concept of free will.

TO MEGA ROGERIAN: T-SHIRT


Design: TO MEGA ROGERIAN
T-Shirt Colour: White
Style: (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy/Premium Cotton)
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - TO MEGA ROGERIAN T-SHIRT DESIGN
This design is a tribute to Carl Rogers the founder of humanistic psychology, Tim Rogers, the dynamic new vocalist of the Hard-Ons and Swiss avant-garde metal legends Celtic Frost.

TO MEGA ROGERIAN: T-SHIRT


Design: TO MEGA ROGERIAN
T-Shirt Colour: Charcoal Grey
Style: (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - TO MEGA ROGERIAN T-SHIRT DESIGN
This design is a tribute to Carl Rogers the founder of humanistic psychology, Tim Rogers, the dynamic new vocalist of the Hard-Ons and Swiss avant-garde metal legends Celtic Frost.

CLANDESTINE SAUSAGE: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: White (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: CLANDESTINE SAUSAGE
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, 2XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - CLANDESTINE SAUSAGE T-SHIRT DESIGN
Clandestine Sausage is actually HARD-ONS under an alias. Clandestine Sausage played 2 historic gigs - their first ever with lead singer Tim Rogers. This is the design the fans at those shows came to know.

CLANDESTINE SAUSAGE: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: College Grey (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: CLANDESTINE SAUSAGE
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, 2XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - CLANDESTINE SAUSAGE T-SHIRT DESIGN
Clandestine Sausage is actually HARD-ONS under an alias. Clandestine Sausage played 2 historic gigs - their first ever with lead singer Tim Rogers. This is the design the fans at those shows came to know.

LITE AS A FEATHER: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: White (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: LITE AS A FEATHER
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - LITE AS A FEATHER T-SHIRT DESIGN
A loving, irony-free (for a change) tribute to a titan of the musical world - Agnetha from ABBA

LITE AS A FEATHER: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: LITE AS A FEATHER
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - LITE AS A FEATHER T-SHIRT DESIGN
A loving, irony-free (for a change) tribute to a titan of the musical world - Agnetha from ABBA

FUCK HILL SONG: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: FUCK HILL SONG
Price: $35.00
Sizes: 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - FUCK HILL SONG T-SHIRT DESIGN
The Hill Song church is to human spirituality what Goofy is to Satanism.

THE DRUMMER: T-SHIRT




T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle)
Design: THE DRUMMER
Price: $35.00
Sizes: M

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high


   

Hard-Ons - THE DRUMMER T-SHIRT DESIGN
This design started as a joke amongst the band members. Once made public, the demand for this design became overwhelming. So here it is.

BERT SABBATH: T-SHIRT




T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: BERT SABBATH
Price: $35.00
Sizes: M, 2XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - BERT SABBATH T-SHIRT DESIGN
Hard-Ons’ love for absurdist humour, heavy Metal and puppets coming into sharp focus on one legendary design. Originally released in 2012. Being reprinted because so many are asking.

WAR DUCK: T-SHIRT




T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: WAR DUCK
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard-Ons - WAR DUCK T-SHIRT DESIGN
A loving tribute to Motorhead, a huge influence on modern heavy music, including the Hard-ons.

PRICK: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Design: Prick
Price: $35.00
Sizes: 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   


Hard-Ons - PRICK T-SHIRT DESIGN
Reprinted due to popular demand! The mayor of Media Watch makes a timely and welcome return onto the chests of Hard-Ons fans. You will need to click on the "see enlarged design" button to get a proper idea of this design.

OCTOGRAN: T-SHIRT

The Hard-ons granny as imagined by notorious Sydney artist and friend, Glenn Smith. Strictly limited run.

Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Octogran
Price: $30.00
Sizes: M

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high


   


Hard-Ons - Octogran Short Sleeve Shirt

FUCK HILL SONG: STICKER

Vinyl Sticker: Black with yellow print
Design: Fuck Hill Song
Price: $10.00



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FUCK HILL SONG - STICKER

HARD-ONS VINYL

THE HARD-ONS - I'M SORRY SIR, THAT RIFF'S BEEN TAKEN

May 2021. Ray, Blackie and Murray enter Parliament Studio in Leichhardt Sydney. Friend of well over 30 years Tim Rogers (You Am I) joins them as vocalist. The uber-talented Tim, being a long-term and devout fan of the band, understands the intrinsic DNA of the band and his transition into the band’s fold turns out to be perfect and seamless.

The resulting 12 track album I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken is a heady blend of muscular power-pop and driving punk. Blackie, as usual, has come up with a stunning and concise set of tunes. The other members (including Tim) have all made contributions towards the compositions.The album is brilliantly mixed by Lachlan Mitchell and mastered by the virtuosic William Bowden.

Only black vinyl is available!

   

Hard-Ons - I'm Sorry Sir Cover



SO I COULD HAVE THEM DESTROYED - AUSTRALIAN REPRESS!

Finally re-printed, with front-sleeve layout re-done by the artist Rockin' Jelly Bean himself. 300 only printed on black vinyl with inner sleeve.


 



Hard-Ons - So I Could Have Them Destroyed Cover



BOTH MY PARENTS LOVE ME - 7" SINGLE

Another one-off vinyl(300 copies only) release available only via mailorder. This single contains two out-takes from the So I Could Have Them Destroyed album.


 



Hard-Ons - Both My Parents Love Me Cover



HARDER AND HARDER - 7" SINGLE

Another one-off vinyl limited edition release (400 copies only). The release by Music Farmers was for 2019 Record Store Day. The b-side is What is it With Gunmen and Finger Food?


 



Hard-Ons - Harder and harder Cover

NUNCHUKKA VINYL

NUNCHUKKA SUPERFLY - AUSSIE EXORCISM

Nunchukka Superfly's 6th studio album "Aussie Exorcism" comes beautifully presented on double vinyl LP. There are six panels of sleeve art, and just under 80 minutes of music.

Spanning psych, prog, art-punk, avant-pop and classic rock, Blackie and Ray from the Hard-Ons have delivered a stunning and epic testimony to their fearless musical outlook.


   

Nunchukka Superfly - Aussie Exorcism Cover

PETER BLACK SOLO

Not happy with one new release Hard-Ons' Peter Black has released two new solo albums! The acoustic If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt paired with the electric I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can, explore places where "pop" can go in all its many wonderful forms.

Again recorded at Pet Food Factory Studios with Jason Whalley and mixed by Lachlan Mitchell, guests include Ray Ahn - Hard Ons / Nunchukka Superfly, Heather Shannon - Jezebels and Lauren Friedman - Power Neptune Federation.

Beautifully produced pop.. and pop with a capital P too. I don't know why anyone should be surprised because everything Blackie has done is quality - from the Hard-Ons up till now. But the addition of acoustic and harmony has taken Blackie into classic rock territory.. and if that means joining the likes of Brian Wilson and The Byrds why ever not. I'm sure there's still some thrashy punk left in the guy but for now this is absolutely bloomin' marvellous!
Captain Sensible (The Damned, Sensible Gray Cells)

These two fantastic albums are simply bursting with ideas and, both lyrically and musically, there are surprises at every turn. Peter Black has outdone himself. As a songwriter, he has never written better songs than these, and as a performer/producer he has never sounded better than this. The albums feel like musical conversations and listeners will be constantly amazed at where that conversation takes them. Fascinating, entertaining and bloody brilliant!
Dave Faulkner (The Victims, Hoodoo Gurus)


Peter Black - I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can Cover
I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can



I'M GONNA CHEAT AS MUCH AS I CAN - LP and CD

 

 


IF THIS IS THE HAND THAT I'M DEALT - LP and CD

 

 



Peter Black - If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt Cover
If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt

HARD-ONS COMPACT DISCS

 

 

 

 

 


Both Australian and UK CDs of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken are available. The Australian release comes housed in a digipak and is the same front cover as the LP. The UK release (Boss Tuneage) comes in a jewel case and has a different coloured cover.

Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die (Cool Bananas) and Most People Are Nicer Than Us (Boss Tuneage) are pressings that have been gathering dust in a cupboard. There aren't that many left.

The So I Could Have Them Destroyed CD is the UK release of the album and comes in a jewel case.

HARD-ONS DISCOUNTED!

THESE CDS ARE ONLY DISCOUNTED IF YOU BUY ONE OR MORE :T-SHIRTS FROM THIS PAGE!

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Hard-Ons - Various CD Covers