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BAND IMAGE 2021: T-SHIRT - PRESALE ITEM

Expected to ship Thursday 28th October


T-Shirt: College Grey (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Design: BAND IMAGE 2021
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   


Hard-Ons - BAND IMAGE 2021 T-SHIRT DESIGN
The re-imagining of the sleeve to I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken album. Available only from Citadel Mailorder!

JOHN BURWOOD DESIGN: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: Black (Canvas Brand - Softstyle)
Design: John Burwood Design
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: M,XL
**slightly smaller chest width than Gildan
M: 49cm wide x 74cm high
XL: 58cm wide x 79cm high

   


Hard-Ons - WEIRD DESIGN
Canadian comic book artist/skater and fan of the band John Burwood has come up with this surreal Japanese Monster Movie inspired design. Only a handful printed and we got 20.

PRICK: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Design: Prick
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   


Hard-Ons - PRICK T-SHIRT DESIGN
Reprinted due to popular demand! The mayor of Media Watch makes a timely and welcome return onto the chests of Hard-Ons fans. You will need to click on the "see enlarged design" button to get a proper idea of this design.

FUCK HILL SONG: T-SHIRT


Shirt: Black (Gildan: Heavy Cotton and/or softstyle)
Design: Fuck Hill Song
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00

Sizes: S, XL, 2XL, Ladies M
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
Ladies M: 43cm wide x 67cm high


   

Hard-Ons - FUCK HILL SONG - Short Sleeve Shirt
The Hill Song church is to human spirituality what Goofy is to Satanism. Being reprinted after we ran out on Tuesday night after the ABC news report.

SKULL: T-SHIRT


Shirt: Black (Gildan: Heavy Cotton)
Design: Skull
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: M, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high


   


Hard-Ons - SKULL - Short Sleeve Shirt
SKULL is an unused design from 2001, when Ray swore to never draw a skull again. So this design never made it to production. Since then, however, he has drawn two more skulls.

BERT SABBATH: T-SHIRT


Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Bert Sabbath
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high


   


Hard-Ons - BERT SABBATH Short Sleeve Shirt
Hard-Ons’ love for absurdist humour, heavy Metal and puppets coming into sharp focus on one legendary design. Originally released in 2012.

BAT: T-SHIRT


Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Bat
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: M, L, 2XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high


   


Hard-Ons - BAT Short Sleeve Shirt
Pencilled by bass player and artist-in-residence Ray, and lino-cut by Glenn "Glenno" Smith. Five separate screens for stunning print result!

BAT: HOODIE


Hoodie: Black (Gildan Pullover Style)
Design: Bat
Backprint: None
Price: $60.00
Sizes: L, XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
L: 61cm wide x 74cm high
XL: 66cm wide x 76cm high


   


Hard-Ons - BAT - HOODIE
Pencilled by bass player and artist-in-residence Ray, and lino-cut by Glenn "Glenno" Smith. Five separate screens for stunning print result!

OCTOGRAN: T-SHIRT

The Hard-ons granny as imagined by notorious Sydney artist and friend, Glenn Smith. Strictly limited run.

Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Octogran
Backprint: None
Price: $30.00
Sizes: S, M, L, 2XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high


   


Hard-Ons - Octogran Short Sleeve Shirt

LENNON: T-SHIRT

Limited Edition reprint of the Hard-Ons "Yummy" album launch tour shirt from 1990, showcasing the band's trademark absurdist humour

Shirt: White (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Lennon
Backprint: None
Price: $ 30.00
Sizes: XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high


   


Hard-Ons - Lennon Short Sleeve Shirt

WAR DUCK: T-SHIRT

A loving tribute to Motorhead, a huge influence on modern heavy music, including the Hard-ons. Reprinted due to requests from fans.

Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: War Duck
Backprint: None
Price: $ 30.00
Sizes: GM only

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
Ladies M: 43cm wide x 67cm high


   


Hard-Ons - War Duck Short Sleeve Shirt

HARD-ONS LOGO: BEANIE

Beanie: Black
Design: Hard-Ons Logo
Price: $30.00



For the first time in history, a Hard-ons Beanie - with the classic logo. Due to overwhelming requests from fans.
   

Hard-Ons - Beanie

HARD-ONS VINYL

THE HARD-ONS - I'M SORRY SIR, THAT RIFF'S BEEN TAKEN

May 2021. Ray, Blackie and Murray enter Parliament Studio in Leichhardt Sydney. Friend of well over 30 years Tim Rogers (You Am I) joins them as vocalist. The uber-talented Tim, being a long-term and devout fan of the band, understands the intrinsic DNA of the band and his transition into the band’s fold turns out to be perfect and seamless.

The resulting 12 track album I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken is a heady blend of muscular power-pop and driving punk. Blackie, as usual, has come up with a stunning and concise set of tunes. The other members (including Tim) have all made contributions towards the compositions. The album is brilliantly mixed by Lachlan Mitchell and mastered by the virtuosic William Bowden.

Only black vinyl is available!

   

Hard-Ons - I'm Sorry Sir Cover



SO I COULD HAVE THEM DESTROYED - AUSTRALIAN REPRESS!

Finally re-printed, with front-sleeve layout re-done by the artist Rockin' Jelly Bean himself. 300 only printed on black vinyl with inner sleeve.


 



Hard-Ons - So I Could Have Them Destroyed Cover



BOTH MY PARENTS LOVE ME - 7" SINGLE

Another one-off vinyl (300 copies only) release available only via mailorder. This single contains two out-takes from the So I Could Have Them Destroyed album.


 



Hard-Ons - Both My Parents Love Me Cover



HARDER AND HARDER - 7" SINGLE

Another one-off vinyl limited edition release (400 copies only). The release by Music Farmers was for 2019 Record Store Day. The b-side is What is it With Gunmen and Finger Food?


 



Hard-Ons - Harder and harder Cover

NUNCHUKKA VINYL

NUNCHUKKA SUPERFLY - AUSSIE EXORCISM

Nunchukka Superfly's 6th studio album "Aussie Exorcism" comes beautifully presented on double vinyl LP. There are six panels of sleeve art, and just under 80 minutes of music.

Spanning psych, prog, art-punk, avant-pop and classic rock, Blackie and Ray from the Hard-Ons have delivered a stunning and epic testimony to their fearless musical outlook.


   

Nunchukka Superfly - Aussie Exorcism Cover

PETER BLACK SOLO

Not happy with one new release Hard-Ons' Peter Black has released two new solo albums! The acoustic If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt paired with the electric I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can, explore places where "pop" can go in all its many wonderful forms.

Again recorded at Pet Food Factory Studios with Jason Whalley and mixed by Lachlan Mitchell, guests include Ray Ahn - Hard Ons / Nunchukka Superfly, Heather Shannon - Jezebels and Lauren Friedman - Power Neptune Federation.

Beautifully produced pop.. and pop with a capital P too. I don't know why anyone should be surprised because everything Blackie has done is quality - from the Hard-Ons up till now. But the addition of acoustic and harmony has taken Blackie into classic rock territory.. and if that means joining the likes of Brian Wilson and The Byrds why ever not. I'm sure there's still some thrashy punk left in the guy but for now this is absolutely bloomin' marvellous!
Captain Sensible (The Damned, Sensible Gray Cells)

These two fantastic albums are simply bursting with ideas and, both lyrically and musically, there are surprises at every turn. Peter Black has outdone himself. As a songwriter, he has never written better songs than these, and as a performer/producer he has never sounded better than this. The albums feel like musical conversations and listeners will be constantly amazed at where that conversation takes them. Fascinating, entertaining and bloody brilliant!
Dave Faulkner (The Victims, Hoodoo Gurus)


Peter Black - I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can Cover
I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can



I'M GONNA CHEAT AS MUCH AS I CAN - LP and CD

 

 


IF THIS IS THE HAND THAT I'M DEALT - LP and CD

 

 



Peter Black - If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt Cover
If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt

HARD-ONS COMPACT DISCS

 

 

 

 

 


Both Australian and UK CDs of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken are available. The Australian release comes housed in a digipak and is the same front cover as the LP. The UK release (Boss Tuneage) comes in a jewel case and has a different coloured cover.

Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die (Cool Bananas) and Most People Are Nicer Than Us (Boss Tuneage) are pressings that have been gathering dust in a cupboard. There aren't that many left.

The So I Could Have Them Destroyed CD is the UK release of the album and comes in a jewel case.

HARD-ONS DISCOUNTED!

THESE CDS ARE ONLY DISCOUNTED IF YOU BUY ONE OR MORE : T-SHIRTS FROM THIS PAGE!

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Hard-Ons - Various CD Covers